Bush's Opposition To Abortion Grew After Mother Showed Him Dead Fetus In A Jar
"According to Bush, he didn't recount the story primarily to explain the genesis of his anti-abortion views, but rather 'to show how my mom and I developed a relationship.'"

Oh, in that case, ok...I mean...what? WHAT? Jeez there are SO MANY LEVELS of weird here it is unbelievable. The Onion really has its work cut out with these people don't they?